May 2013
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nymphettic:
tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend
amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help
methlabrador:
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived,...
– Buddhist Saying
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Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.
– Hafiz (via perfect)
Anonymous asked: dude, I always check your page out when I'm stoned. I don't know. Keep it up, man. *awkward chin nudge*
WORK UPDATE:
Chef still makes fun of me
some creepy old dude made hamburgers being being than sex jokes and touched my waist
I felt sick.
I got thursdays cut out of my schedule -___-
I bought a coin purse for tips and making change
I get PAID TOMORROW